I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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