im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
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The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
It was like getting head from an anaconda
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
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Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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