NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
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This is what happens when wu tang raised you
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
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you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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