this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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