and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
how drunk are you?
Several
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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