Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
she smelled like a LAN party
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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