if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
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He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
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Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
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