If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
i just google imaged poop.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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