y did u give ur computer a hand job?
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
It's not a walk of shame if you run
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
