it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
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I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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