This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
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Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
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Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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