dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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