So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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