isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
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its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
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I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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