Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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