drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
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He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
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Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Pants are for mortals
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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