69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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