We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
