I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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