Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
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it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
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Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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