Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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