he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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