I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
In other news, I just burned my penis
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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