You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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