I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
NoShamevember. You game?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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