can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
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just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
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I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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