oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
COCAINE IS GR8
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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