If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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