Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
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High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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