birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
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Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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