Dual....:-)
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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