i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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