Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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