ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
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So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
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You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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