hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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