I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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