What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
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My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
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I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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