the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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