She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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