before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
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I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
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My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?