Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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