he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
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Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
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I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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