She said her name was "party"
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I'm getting married
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.