the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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