Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
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Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
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PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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