Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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