Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
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