Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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