i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
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well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
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Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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