He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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