It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
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I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
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Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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