One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
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For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
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And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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