I wannas sexs uuuuu
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Is that strawberry winking at me??
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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