Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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