I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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