Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
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At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
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I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
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