my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
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it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
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I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
where are my eyebrows?
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