alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
we're making bets on your personal life
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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